I’m back from the fell moors! Here is a painting stating that very fact.
In a fit of cunning I thought it could double as a future greeting card – to give to someone upon their return from somewhere. When I mentioned this moneyspinner to my mum she actually choked on her tea, and when capable of speech agreed that yes, I should “start a line in absolutely useless cards”. Someday I hope to realise that very dream.